Have you guessed it?? Yes! Wilt is the alien that came and attacked the Long Johns! As he took off in his saucer playing Chief Keif and Bobby Shumurda, he was plotting on how to grow an army of the Long Johns! He became so obsessed with their simple aesthetic, he found the brothers rather sweet and appealing. Once he has figured a way to clone them, he will take over the world!​ Wilt's favorite bible verse is Malachi 2:10