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"I freaking told you we shouldn't have come here" whines Jimmy to his younger, yet taller brother, James. "I- I'm sorry.. I know man.. It's.. It's just the lights.. You know how I get about the lights" replies James as the two ascend into the sky.
An Alien Attack took place 17 years ago in the city of Osbourne, resulting in a multitude of news outlets rushing to broadcast the incident, all media groups honing the same headline- "Alien Attack On the Long Johns".
In attempts to rescue the cities most beloved boys, the townspeople soon came across strange markings inscribed into the dirt of the place of disappearance. Hierographic inscriptions that translate to... Wilt?
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